nesbola:

I was hooked. He’s like a drug.

explainervideo:

The true size comparison of our solar system

explainervideo:

The true size comparison of our solar system

duhlucas:

justfandomwritings:

We’re all talking about the guys drawing lamps an penises and stuff in this interview

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But can we all just take a moment

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To appreciate Ashton’s shirt

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and how fucking tight it is on his biceps

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can we appreciate the fact that he doesn’t have any holes in his shirt

"The Amazing Spider-Man 2" Press Conference in Tokyo

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

i’m hoping to do some good in the world

nerdybookfighter:

velizzieraptor:

kjoec21:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

more proof that every fucking thing on Tumblr is a bullshit lie made up by some POS that wants to get the easily-brainwashed people to conform to the POS’s ego-driven stupid ass agenda.  :)

I’ve heard legends about this post… It’s everything I’ve ever dreamed it would be.

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

nerdybookfighter:

velizzieraptor:

kjoec21:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

more proof that every fucking thing on Tumblr is a bullshit lie made up by some POS that wants to get the easily-brainwashed people to conform to the POS’s ego-driven stupid ass agenda.  :)

I’ve heard legends about this post… It’s everything I’ve ever dreamed it would be.

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

You’re d i v e r g e n t